Sunday, September 20, 2009
Have you seen this man?
If you live in the Thousand Oaks area, I'm sure you have seen this bum (well, he might be a genius) chillin' in the Target parking lot requesting some of your hard earned moola. I see this guy everyday at lunch and every Saturday when I take my daughter to dance class, and every time I see him it seems he gets just a little bit fancier. First he got a new pair of boots. Then a new sweatshirt. Then a radio. Then a COMPUTER PRINTED SIGN!!! Then some fresh batteries for his radio. Then a new hat. The list goes on and on.
I notice that he has gotten a new...Umbrella? WTF? I mean seriously, you are trying to tell me you are hungry and homeless, but you can afford an Umbrella? FU. I think i'm going to plan a stakeout and see where this guy goes when he isn't loitering in the Target parking lot. I have never seen him anywhere else. At least the Flute-man in the valley seemed to jump from parking lot to parking lot. Bush to bush. Tent to tent. Helping youngsters get their inebriation on. This guy is just a burden on the T.O. residency. Is Bum-Fights still around? Maybe I can get him a application. PRICK!