Friday, October 9, 2009
Well, then I'm just going to stop, TOO!
Just read in the "news" that Nicholas Cage owes the IRS $6,617,550.84!!! Are you kidding me?!?! 6 million? This guy is obviously a bad decision maker. With the poor movie-role choices, bad accents and marrying that crazy bitch, Lisa Marie- I mean who the hell wants Michael Jackson's sloppy seconds? (Nic Cage just raised his hand somewhere).
So in light of this news, I'm going to go ahead and stop paying taxes as well. I mean, if he can get away with 6mil, I think I deserve to to be let off the hook, too. I'm just going to NOT pay them. Yes, I know I'll be getting a call 5 years down the line from the IRS asking for their money, but I'll just tell them to put it on Nick's tab.... It'll all work out nicely.
They can throw my property taxes on Mr. Cage's tab as well...