Monday, April 12, 2010

Tess and Little Lexi Just Can't Keep Their Sticky Fingers to Themselves

Sooooo...GING has started a new venture, RAPPING. In honor of my new career, I wrote a little rhyme for Pretty Trashy, err, Pretty Wild's Tess Taylor!



Dearest Tess, You're frankly a mess.
Take yourself out of that skanky-ass dress.

You've already shown the world what's underneath...
None of what you is at all unique.

Oh, and your nipples are in the wrong places.
Should've been a little better about covering your traces.

You're a big fuckin' joke that nobody likes.
Its gonna come out that you and lexi are dykes.

Wouldn't call it incest, you're far from sisters.
Just another lie. Fake Louboutins cause you blisters?

Aw, poor thing. You'll get what you deserve.
Oh wait, you've already been SERRRRRVED.

So Tess Amber Adler aka "Tess Taylor" aka biggest joke that will never make it in hollywood, has once again STOLEN. Dear bitches, don't learn your lesson. It's funny. Tess used to steal back in high school from valley parties, now clubs. MOVIN' ON UP THAT SOCIAL LADDER, GIRL! WORK IT! Moral of the story, these dumbass girls are supposedly a part of Hollywood, but they have to steal $200???? DO THE MATH, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. Get jobs!!! WAIT! They teaching pole dancing. Silly me! You guys aren't sisters, Tess has a mom, they didn't go to school with Nick Prugo, and they didn't even graduate from INDIAN HILLS CONTINUATION SCHOOL. They didn't graduate at all! and oh, Tessy, every single one of your boyfriends have cheated on you... It's kinda embarrassing for you. And you've slept with all of Westlake. Not so cute.

Read More shit-talking: http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-12-dumbass-reality-stars-caught-stealingagain

Xoxo,
Ging

p.s.
my rap will be up soon...PROMISE!
p.p.s.
anyone who watched Pretty Wild last night...PAUL OAKENFOLD CALLING ALEXIS OUT...HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH how embarrassing.

29 comments:

  1. does it make you feel better about yourself to trash other people?

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  2. i went to continuation school with tess at oak view, my friend took alexis's viginity, tess told everyone her mom was dead in highschool just for atention, her dad was one of the coolest people ive met and she wrote him off, all they do is smoke oxycotten together thats why they are broke and need to steel money to buy more oxy. they are straight jokes alexis lives next to my friends mom in a 2 bedroom town home. bitches are wack

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  3. seriously faggot. get a life.

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  4. i know they smoke the oxy cause ive done it with them while she was on the phone with tmz lolz i wish i took a video i would be rich by now lololololol fuckin skankz

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  5. You guys are just straight up jealous.. Tess and Alexis are beautiful girls!

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  6. They have nothing better to do with their time other than butt into "Famous" peoples business. They are losers...you wanna talk about a joke??? Say your names, ha ha ha...there is a joke right there!!! You people really need to leave these girls alone. Instead of making fun of their "oxy smoking"(especially after you supposedly smoked with them)...try getting them some help...and yourself while you are at it!!! Get over it. Yes, they have a TV show...and you dont! SORRY! Yes, they are beautiful people and you are not. Stop hating on them and start hating on yourself....Jack A$$e$

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  7. Can't stand pathetic peopleApril 13, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    Do you not have anything better to do with your time then to bash other people? You have nothing going for yourself besides a pathetic website which boosts the popularity of those yoou claim to hate. If you're so much better than anyone then why are you dedicating so much time to them? Why not write about yourself since you're apparently such a great person yourself. Ridiculous. get a life and stop caring so much about others.. then maybee just maybe you could make something out of yourself. there is already one perez hilton we dont need any red-headed trash talking bitches to pollute the internet. Thank you and please remember to get a life <3 best wishes and hope you make something out of yourself!

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  8. please stop asking people to "state" their names when you don't even state your own name idiot. SECOND... these two girls are jokes... all they have going for them is their nice ass bodies, which i'm sure is all the coke and adderall.... second the next time you call someone trash, please make sure your not trash yourself. your looking at the "pathetic website" which makes it not so pathetic right... because you DID take the time to post on it.. get a job

    fyi.. the internet can't be polluted retard

    <3<3<3<3 best wished and hope you make something out of yourself <3 <3 <3

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  9. Alex Spaulding in the FLESHApril 14, 2010 at 1:23 AM

    So I figured I'd respond, since Tessy got so upset. (and i can't sleep)

    1. does it make you feel better about yourself to trash other people?
    I have a better question...Does is make you feel better to hide behind "anonymous?" And I've never thought about it, but maybe it does make me feel better. Might start talking more shit and lay off the zoloft. JUST A THOUGHT.

    2. You, with the oxyxontin story, CLASSIC tess ADLER story. scrape that time release and chase the dragon. she's a class act.

    3. the fans of tessy...face it, the tess you know is the one on E!...NOT tess in reallife. her name isn't tess taylor, tess neiers, tess arlington. it's tess amber adler. this isn't my job, it's a hobby that MAYBE took 10 minutes out of my week. and to compare little old me to PEREZ HILTON, thank you.

    4. All tess has is her body...and she already decided to spill it all on playboy's "cybergirls" ...at least become a playmate.

    Xoxo,
    whadupging

    ...off to take some klonopin and sleeeeep

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  10. Everyone of you should be very ashamed, god did not make you a judege he created everyone, so shut the hell up and figure it out!!!!!!!

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  11. Haha, that was kinda funny, does she really smoke oxy?? I saw that their mom hands out adderall to them, TMZ reported that Lexi got pulled over than busted for having pot in her posession. I read that the thief got busted stealing again, thought it was just some employees ID, didn't know that they went for cash too. How sad. For the record, I'm not judging them, I personally don't care what they do as long as they don't steal from me. I just think its funny.

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  12. whod they steel from, and tess is nothing but a joke if you live in oak park you know her, shes a lying manipulative person who shit all over her real family and went crying to alexiss family and was adopted by them at 18 years old, i bet she doesnt even know who she is anymore

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  13. tess adler is a stupid whore. you always will be and it makes me laugh that everyone hates you. you can run away all you want but youre still going to be that desperate loser trying to fit into a world that hates her.

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  14. hahahah this is amazing...those girls are dumb sluts and i can attest to that. i had the displeasure of hanging out with them. and they do smoke ALOT of oxy. thats why they steal and use people. they are also snitches so if ur in the game beware

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  15. wow, you people are terrible. I grew up with Tess and everyone needs to STOP hating and being so jealous. She slept with all of Westlake?! funny. I am not saying she is perfect but, who is?! We all have our issues in Oak Park, Agoura, Westlake etc. leave her alone!!

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  16. You want my name? there. now, to all you who are caring so much about these girls; get out of high school. seriously, grow up! nothing they do has anything to do with you. so what if they lied...its their lives. so what if tess was adopted when she was 10. does it affect you? nope. does them doing oxy affect you? no. so stop. stop caring so much abotu what they do and try to find a little bit of interest in your own pathetic lives. yeah i am on here and taking the time to comment..every once in a while yeah i do get bored and go to these stupid sites. but the way you are all talking it sounds like this is all you have to do with your life. Especially Alex. talking trash on people makes you feel better? well i am feeling a little blue so here it goes...you are a fat ass red head who is so pathetic that you have to throw your nose into everyone's business in order to add any sort of purpose to your life. no, i am not caring about you. stop being jealous that your life is not like theirs and grow up!!!

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  17. Just so you know who I am...here's a picture of myself

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/368/86/n156232586509_1869.jpg

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  18. Wtf! I fucking love Tess & Alexis! and pretty wild is the shits so get the fuck with it!

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  19. oh luvbug (the one who is pretending to be me) i am sorry you are so fat. i feel bad for you. maybe if you would get off the computer and stop caring about other's lives you could run a few miles. it might do you some good. as for the smell of your vagina...ya it does stink..maybe you should douche every once in a while.

    ciao!

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  20. I know that Bailey bitch. she's a fat ass, slut! she's probably just as bad as Tess. I don't think anyone is pretending to be you, Bailey. Don't flatter yourself. Ew, you are so gross!

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  21. you know me do you? i don't need to flatter myself. i already know what i look like and apparently someone is jealous of me enough to act like me.

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  22. No, you can't have this!

    http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/12/diannefatcamp.jpg

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  23. bahahahahahahahahahaha BAILEY..... NO ONE is jealous of you... and are you really sure you know what you look like?? your FATTTTTT

    and you spelt LOVE wrong idiot... you stupid and fat

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  24. Wow, don't you people have jobs, or something, try it, working makes you feel better about yourself!!!!!!

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  25. Bailey's vagina smells like straight up tuna! I'm going to hurl now!

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  26. This is interesting! So Seth someone can make money off making a blog like this? I think I should make one then. After all Tess and Alexis totally f****cked up my life and I think it is only fair that a little payback is due. I don't go to these boards just to talk shit about someone I don't know. I am here to tell the truth and the REAL story about that family. And no I am not one of those people who "claims" I know them, because really I wish I didn't and wish I never met them. The story I got is so dirty and shocking I could write a bestseller. So btw Tess was not adopted, Yes they smoke Oxy, I have nude pics of them as well as about over a 100 e-mails, video, oh and I was going to be on thier show but at the last minute said Hell no after they stole from me. So just want to know, really, how does a blog make money?

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    1. Sooo.....five years later.....I know. We would still love those, videos, stories, pics and such. If you're willing...we are waiting.

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  27. Hey Anonymous,

    yes, you can. Ads. Go to the bottom of this page, and click on the colorful ad that I have strategically placed on my blog. $$$. Oh, and send pics.

    booyah@heythereseth.com

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  28. CONTINUE ON WITH THIS BLOG DUDE!!! good shit, pure entertainment.

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