Sooooo...GING has started a new venture, RAPPING. In honor of my new career, I wrote a little rhyme for Pretty Trashy, err, Pretty Wild's Tess Taylor!
Dearest Tess, You're frankly a mess.
Take yourself out of that skanky-ass dress.
You've already shown the world what's underneath...
None of what you is at all unique.
Oh, and your nipples are in the wrong places.
Should've been a little better about covering your traces.
You're a big fuckin' joke that nobody likes.
Its gonna come out that you and lexi are dykes.
Wouldn't call it incest, you're far from sisters.
Just another lie. Fake Louboutins cause you blisters?
Aw, poor thing. You'll get what you deserve.
Oh wait, you've already been SERRRRRVED.
So Tess Amber Adler aka "Tess Taylor" aka biggest joke that will never make it in hollywood, has once again STOLEN. Dear bitches, don't learn your lesson. It's funny. Tess used to steal back in high school from valley parties, now clubs. MOVIN' ON UP THAT SOCIAL LADDER, GIRL! WORK IT! Moral of the story, these dumbass girls are supposedly a part of Hollywood, but they have to steal $200???? DO THE MATH, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. Get jobs!!! WAIT! They teaching pole dancing. Silly me! You guys aren't sisters, Tess has a mom, they didn't go to school with Nick Prugo, and they didn't even graduate from INDIAN HILLS CONTINUATION SCHOOL. They didn't graduate at all! and oh, Tessy, every single one of your boyfriends have cheated on you... It's kinda embarrassing for you. And you've slept with all of Westlake. Not so cute.
Read More shit-talking: http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-12-dumbass-reality-stars-caught-stealingagain
my rap will be up soon...PROMISE!
anyone who watched Pretty Wild last night...PAUL OAKENFOLD CALLING ALEXIS OUT...HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH how embarrassing.