Monday, April 5, 2010
Weezy Blogs from Jail, While Ging Blogs from...
THE BATH. one of the likely places to find our dear friend, Weezy, is in jail...sadly. We love Weezy. Not in a creepy love-obsession way. Sethers and I just wanna be his bud. Shoot the shit with him over a nice, cold glass of syzzurp (sp?). CONTENTS OF WHICH, My lovely jewish boyfriend decided to share with me, the pharmacy he works at carries to COMPLETE syzzurp.
Back to Wayne... His blog said: "During my prison stint, I want my fans to know I love you. I want all of you to know that I appreciate all the mail I get, and this is my way of saying thank you. The F is for Family, Friends, and Fans." Check out the rest at www.weezythanxyou.com! And make sure you pick up your "Free Weezy" tee!
Back to Ging: So i'm in the bath blogging...my wireless is working for this split-second... Thanks to Laura, my neighbor who just MIGHT be transforming herself into a man. People say baths are gross...that your bathing in your own dirt. I OBJECT! Not when you take at least 3 a day, you aren't...
So I close this blog with...I LOVE LIL WAYNE AND I LOVE BATHS. I wouldn't mind taking a bath with Weezy. (Only in our swimsuits and floaties, sicko)
Being unemployed allows me to watch some interesting daytime television. Today, on The Doctors, they showed me a way to make my baths even more enjoyable. MAKE IT A JELLY BATH. The woman testing it out explained it as if she was "trapped in one big warm breast implant. i NEED it. If you guys wanna, pitch in so i can buy it, click on our ads.... ;-) or just go to www.jellybath.com and buy it for a ging! Thanks!