Friday, September 17, 2010

House for Sale.


I've decided that I'm going to sell our house. I haven't told my wife or Kenz about this yet, because it just hit me.

It was an epiphany that I had, that I realized that I don't need a house. Home is where the heart is. Also, I've realized that owning a house doesn't matter when there are JETPACKS out there FOR SALE, and I don't have one! Just a measly $100,000. I think with the money that I'd make on my house, and the saved monthly payment from not owning a house. I'm pretty sure I'd be able to put down a pretty hefty down payment, and still be able to afford my new jet-pack note. Yeaah!

Good bye mortgage and responsibility, hello turbines and ballistic parachutes! Yeah, I know you want in. Maybe, we can do a bulk order, and save some $$$.


Place your order, like I did, here.