Monday, March 21, 2011

Sammy Hagar is an alien

"It was real. [Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren't even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like ... 'They downloaded something into me!' Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."

Well, accordingly to him, he was abducted, but I have my doubts. I'm pretty sure, that crackhead IS an alien...and doesnt understand what upload/download means, but that's a whole different problem. This is coincidentally coming out along with his new book, a memoir. Yeah, sounds like a really great read. I'd rather read the Book of Mormon. Most of my reading is done on the can, but I'm thinking this book might actually come in handy, just not for reading...I can always use some extra TP....

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