Friday, April 19, 2013

Boston Bomber is an Angel



This is a pic of the on-the-loose-Boston bomber. I must be confused because the mugshot above is not what I pictured an angel to look like. But apparently, according to his father, he is.

Daddy bomberman said this:
"My son is a true angel," the elder Tsarnaev said. "Dzhokhar is a second-year medical student in the U.S. He is such an intelligent boy. We expected him to come on holidays here."
As a parent, I know that sometimes there is that awkward silence where I know I'm going to find my daughter doing something REALLY bad...like eating icecream for lunch.. Imagine daddy bomberman's surprise when his awkward silence was abruptly ended by the boom of a poorly made pressure cooker bomb.

Now, I know I shouldn't be judging someone else's parenting, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Mr. Tsarnaev is a shitty parent. Hmmm....No. your child is not intelligent. He's a sociopath asshole that killed innocent people.

Come to think of it, I've seen some hilarious videos of shit that goes down in Russia. It's hilarious because it happens in Russia, but as soon as you bring it over to US there is something lost in the translation and it's not so funny anymore.

So, it could be that -

A. This shit is normal in Russia
and
B. There is some sort of mistranslation and Asshole was mistranslated into Angel.

Either way, I hope they burn this dude on a stake.


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