Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Mariah takes Nick to Disneyland

Awww... how cute. Mariah took lil Nicky Cannon to Disneyland this week.

Nick: Mariahhhh! I wanna go do Disneyland [stomps foot]
Mariah: Okay, Nicky. We can go if you are a good little boy.
Nick: Yaaaay!
These two jackasses effed up a bunch of Disney goers day when they decided to renew their stupid wedding vows at Disneyland.
"Mommy, I want to go on It's a Small World."
"Sorry honey, but there is an old hag marrying a dumb, unemployed ex-nickelodeon star on that ride right now"

See how Nick and Mariah ruin little kids' lives? Kid wants to go on the ride, and they say "Fuck you, Kid! We gettin' married!"

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